Wednesday, June 20, 2012

New Girl - 1x14 - Bully

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!


Julia's gone! Lizzie's left! Where is the justice in the world? I give up on TV! Forever.


Okay I don't. But that's only because I'm weak.

Monday, June 18, 2012

New Girl - 1x13 - Valentine's Day

Lizzie's Back!

That's all that really matters. Review over. Get out of here, we need some time alone.

I guess some other stuff happened too. Jess enlists Schmidt and Cece to help her get her groove on (not in that way...mostly), and despite some questionable plot contrivances, it's actually pretty hilarious. (It doesn't exactly hurt that Cece and Schmidt bring their A-game to the plot.) Winston suffers through a girl's night in to reconnect with Shelby. And Nick and Julia's plan for an awesomely cliche Valentine's Day are waylaid by work.

Rory Williams Makes An Entrance...



...LIKE A BOSS

Sunday, June 17, 2012

New Girl - 1x12 - The Landlord

...what just happened?

Rory Williams Punches Hitler...



...LIKE A BOSS

Introducing "Rory Williams...Like A Boss" Week!


June 17th is Arthur Darvill's birthday, and what better way to celebrate the day he was yanked headfirst out of his mother's vagina than by highlighting Rory William's greatest achievements in the most perfunctory and Internet-lazy way possible. 


Okay, Let's Try This Again

It's a good thing nobody was reading this (except for you weird-spam-bots-with-the-most-frightening-referral-URL's. Seriously, what is your deal?) because a six month gap in regular updates is just craptastic. The whole point of this was to see if I could keep to a schedule. Apparently I can. For a few months at a time. And then I just stop. Would anyone believe I was abducted by crazed hillbillies? Carried off by bedbugs? No? Why the fuck not?


To be honest, I really missed writing, and I need something to look forward to, so it's high-time to give this another shot.