...LIKE A BOSS
Listen. This motherfucker just singlehandedly rescued his wife and newborn daughter from the clutches of religious fanatics with nothing but a sonic and a team of outcasts and misfits assembled by a madman with a box. He strolled through a fortified military installation several trillion miles and a couple of dozen centuries away to meet the daughter he didn't even know he was going to have and save his wife, and he did it in a ridiculous costume that usually comes with a broom for a hat. If
Rory "I'm Sorry I Can't Hear You Over the Sound of How Awesome I Am" Williams wants to have shed a
Manly Tear or two, just get the hell out of the way because a single one of his tears is universally acknowledged as the universal solvent and will dissolve you into your consitutent atoms.
BONUS:
Maybe it belongs under
"...Makes an Entrance", but just check out this Roman waltz into a room with a baby and a baller swagger. I think I dropped a third testicle just watching it.
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